"YOUR MUG ON A JUG" CONTEST

Interested in a *FREE face jug? And I'm talkin' about a regular sized jug, not some puny 3 inch one. Just email me your credit card and social security...Gotcha, I'm just joking. Not about the face jug but the cc and ssn. I hope you are still reading. Just email your best face jug poses (the crazier the better) to kevinemerck@turkeymerck.com

I'll choose a winner sometime (there's not a deadline) and try to make a cool face jug in a similar pose, and wah-lah, I'll send it to you. I'll even take care of the shipping if you live far away.

Everyone can participate: old, young, pretty and ugly, and you can send as many pictures as you want from as many people as you want. Be sure to include a name and number.

A front view along with a profile shot is preferred.

Here are some cute examples if you are having trouble coming up with a goofy face. Good Luck!

*I really just had to put the asterisk next to the FREE. Don't you hate it when they do that? Here's the low down. Your pictures will not be sold, traded, bartered or even just plain ol' given away, however, I may have a good laugh at your expense. You will not have to worry about being spammed out of your house. Your email address will not leave my "pottery mail" folder. More pictures per household = better chance of winnig. Please, at least one person participate (other than my family and cheapskate friends) so I don't look like an idiot for throwing this contest. I know you are reading this, so thanks D.A. (keeping them off balance) for the idea about the small print. Your the man.